Saturday, August 12, 2017

IttyBitty But Still Good News

Playing candy crush while on a date...ESPECIALLY the 2nd date, will never be a good idea. That's strike TWO. 

Strike ONE is his small hands, feet, and dick. Who said, "Short nigga but my dick tall"?  ASAP Ferg cause it wasn't this guy. 

This ain't going to work out. I have to minus points because he doesn't kiss how I like. I'm just not that into him, even though he was IN me...barely. I made him use one of HIS rubbers cause I only had gold packs and they are not for him. 

   If I reach down to feel a guy's meat, and get half a handful that sad disappointing tuba effect they play on The Price is Right echoes inside my mind. The good news is, I'd put money on his tongue game being too legit, too legit 2 quit. Guys with short dicks will usually always suck the soul out of my pussy.

"White boy Roy" started that thinking. Fat white boy Roy. Married fat white boy Roy. Married fat white boy Roy whose dick was pink, thick, and looked like the skin had been burnt off it. Needless to say he ate my pussy the majority of the time we were messing around.

Fortunately for me he never got to receive the blessings my mouth gives when its time to give that work.

Oh "White boy Roy" from Chattanooga, Tennessee who used to work 3rd shift with me; cheers to being the first itty bitty dick with Bomb ass Tongue game!